Ever want to get it on with two girls at the same time but do not want to pay for it?"Then," continues our copywriter who has replaced the copywriter whose job was outsourced to Bangalore, "the double date is perfect for those who want to live out that dream. These two inflatable girls are perfect and ready to get fuck in any and all ways as you want! Best of all is when you are done you just release the air and store away. Don't you wish you can do that to a real women."
While I see the appeal of being able to store "a real women" in an otherwise-empty dresser drawer, ready for future trysts with the help of a simple bicycle pump, I'm not entirely sure that most men "wish (they) can do that to a real women." Can you imagine the hideousness -- the wrinkled, deflated skin, the sunken-in eyeballs -- of a real woman whose air has been released so as to be stored away? Would you want to have repeat fornication with a woman you had previously been able to fold, sweater-style?
To toss aside that question, note that the Double Date Dolls box offers "2 CHICKS 1 DICK (Your Dick Not Included)." Indeed! If someone already has your dick in a box and is trying to sell it back to you, I'm not sure you're in a position to take advantage of "six inputs of love."
So ... are you "ready to get fuck"?
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