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While I see the appeal of being able to store "a real women" in an otherwise-empty dresser drawer, ready for future trysts with the help of a simple bicycle pump, I'm not entirely sure that most men "wish (they) can do that to a real women." Can you imagine the hideousness -- the wrinkled, deflated skin, the sunken-in eyeballs -- of a real woman whose air has been released so as to be stored away? Would you want to have repeat fornication with a woman you had previously been able to fold, sweater-style?

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