Saturday, July 09, 2011

Review: Finger & Thumb Kit

The Finger & Thumb Kit allows you to "Enjoy good vibrations in multiple orifices with this wickedly designed adult toy."

Dear copywriters: Let's be precise, here. How about "Enjoy good vibrations in two orifices"? I really can't see how you have more options that that.

Now ladies, I realize that your own finger and thumb do not, properly speaking, vibrate. However, are they really so inadequate that you are willing to purchase a disturbingly Band-Aid colored artificial finger and thumb, which you will then, clearly, have to use your own finger and thumb to hold in place?

The presence of a disembodied finger and thumb in your lady parts reminds me of the possible consequences of gadgets such as the Anti-Rape Device (United States Patent 4237876), which sinks microscopic hooks into a the appendage of an attacker. Doesn't that sound dangerous not only to attackers, but also to your ladyparts?


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Cheri said...

I just found your blog and I can't stop laughing! You are hysterical!!

I can't wait to come back and read the rest of the reviews...thank you for making me almost pee in my pants...

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Raquel Eldridge said...

I AM DYING LAUGHING!! That device...I'd wear one everyday. I just love the words, "hypodermic needle" the action of jabbing said hypodermic needle and the word "penis" being used in the same patent.

You're hilarious!! Keep it up...this is going into my favorites.

Lee of Bee said...

Hi, when I read the title, it sounded like a replacement set for amputees. It'll probably help the Six Million Dollar Man retain his value.

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That anti-rape device sounds interesting......trouble is by the time it has come into play it seems a bit like bolting the stable door (if you'll pardon the play on words) after the horse has bolted....or entered....whatever! Maybe just stick with the multiple orifices then eh ;-)

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