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Friday, December 22, 2006



Review: Vibrating Hairbrush

Vibrators and hairbrushes are both useful, if unrelated, devices. Much like, for instance, crankshafts and spoons, or birdcages and avocados. These are items that do not merit combination. Yet, for just ten dollars: the Vibrating Hairbrush.

If used as a hairbrush, the device is likely to become full of hair. If used as a vibrator, the device is likely to become imbued with what General Jack D. Ripper might call your "essence."

But if you're the sort of person who wants personal fluids in your hair and hair in your personal fluids ... enjoy!


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5 Comments:

At 11:48 AM, Anonymous Syd said...

I think you missed the point of this device. It's not a marital aid. It's supposed to help give you the "shaky" look that previously you had to have some sort of nerve disease to get properly.

 
At 5:40 AM, Blogger misterniceguy1960 said...

Gee, I assumed its purpose was to enhance the spanking experience.

It has a nice science fiction appeal to it: "Activate your vibro-paddles, men: there are Buttazons in this jungle and they all need a good spanking!"

 
At 12:56 AM, Anonymous Sex Toys said...

I bet those prongs feel amazing. I am getting hot just thinking about it.

 
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At 2:23 AM, Anonymous sex toys princes said...

it's one of those multifunctional gadgets....worth buying eh!!!

 

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