The Fist of Adonis is a life-size rubber hand and arm.
The description reads:
"Made to feel like the real thing. Crafted from an actual human hand, it is made of firm rubber. We recommend lubricant."Yes, "we recommend lubricant." Because once you lube this puppy up and insert it into the body cavity of your choice, ecstasy will surely ensue!
I was wondering why this is the fist of Adonis, specifically, instead of some male porn star, so I did some googling and came up with:
Adonis is a complex figure, for the outlines of his tale were fully part of Greek mythology, yet he also retains associations with his Semitic origins. The name "Adonis" is a variation of the Semitic word "Adonai", which means "lord", and which is also one of the names used to refer to YHWH in the Old Testament.You could try taking the Fist of Adonis door-to-door to see if anyone would like to be fisted by God.
This product also creates the rather unfortunate impression that the correct way to fist someone with your actual, human arm is by forming a fist and then punching.
If there were fisting in Grand Theft Auto, I'm sure that's how it would go, but most non-video-game sex partners prefer a less violent approach.
I am also happy to report that this product comes in both "Ivory" and "Black." Long gone are the days that black people had access only to Ivory Fists of Adonis. Truly, our society has moved forward.