Thursday, February 03, 2011

Review: Blueberry Tart Jelly Pocket Tush

Of all the products in the "Anal Pocket Pals" category, I chose the Blueberry Tart Jelly Pocket Tush because of its liltingly innocent name.
"Made of super soft jelly, the blueberry tart is the perfect portable pocket ass. Multi-speed vibrations are controlled by the power pack."
Who knew you could disembody an anus?

As compared to the Janet Bottoms Up or the Futurotic Piece of Ass ("allows you into the backdoor to ecstasy!"), the Blueberry Tart Jelly Pocket Tush sounds so benign and childlike. Like one of Strawberry Shortcake's friends. Once upon a fine summer's day, Strawberry, Orange Blossom, and Blueberry Tart Jelly Pocket Tush were having a tea party....

It's like the portable anus you could bring home to mother.


Click to buy!

Tush! Who says "tush" anymore?

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