"Made of super soft jelly, the blueberry tart is the perfect portable pocket ass. Multi-speed vibrations are controlled by the power pack."Who knew you could disembody an anus?
As compared to the Janet Bottoms Up or the Futurotic Piece of Ass ("allows you into the backdoor to ecstasy!"), the Blueberry Tart Jelly Pocket Tush sounds so benign and childlike. Like one of Strawberry Shortcake's friends. Once upon a fine summer's day, Strawberry, Orange Blossom, and Blueberry Tart Jelly Pocket Tush were having a tea party....
It's like the portable anus you could bring home to mother.
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Tush! Who says "tush" anymore?