Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Guest Review: Rabbit Pearl Vibrator

Enjoy this guest review by illustrator Molly Crabapple of the Rabbit Pearl Vibrator, a.k.a. "The Rabbit" from Sex and the City.

Women of my generation may experience a deep (although, at the moment, non-sexual) welling of nostalgic feelings about Lisa Frank, designer of many winged-pegasus-enhanced spiral notebooks and Trapper Keepers.
The Rabbit Pearl Vibrator:
When Lisa Frank does Dildos

I love Lisa Frank.

Sure, she may be smarmy. She may overdo it on the hot pink. She may even draw subjects -- ballerina bunnies, for instance -- that make today's sophisticated 8 year old turn up their nose in disgust. But, though Frank's work is known to cause testicles to leap back into the body, I love her all the same.

This is why I'm so psyched to find out she made a vibrator.

She may deny it, but Lisa baby, this couldn't be made by anyone else. The Rabbit Pearl Vibrator is so feminine, so pink, so filled to the brim with pop-rocks, that it doesn't feel like being rammed with a giant cock at all. And that's the Lisa Frank way.

I suppose its only natural that Lisa expand into the artificial dong market. Girls move on from Dancing Dolphin (TM) stickers to the delights of womanhood. Who better than their favorite artist to usher them through those "awkward years"?

It's the idealism of Lisa's project that really gets me. I see a movement. I see slumber parties across the land, each equipped with their own rabbit. I see kindly gym teachers. I see locker rooms after soccor practice. I see Lisa's dream, in all it's pink sapphic grandeur. Frankly, it brings tears to my eyes.

NOTE: Lisa Frank does not admit responsibility for the Pink Pearl Rabbit Vibrator.

- Molly Crabapple

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(Editor's Note: The package says, in true Lisa Frank style, "Built for ears & ears of fun!")

16 comments:

misterniceguy1960 said...

If you think of that little thing as a rabbit, it's cute.

If you think of it as a tumor, it's horrific.

But if you think of it as an organ humans don't even have, it's an entry in Bruce Kliban's "Genitals of the Universe".

BunnyFiend said...

As an owner, I'd say that the Rabbit Pearl provides about as much entertainment as a bag of hammers. Stick to digits.

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I have this. Not worth the $120 I spent. It's worth about $100 less. You should fine other similar vibrators for less, and do more. I like the "one eyed jack" and there's something that looks like the rabbit that's yellow and $60 and a little bigger -- and the pearls area is a lot "longer" to ensure it hits your g-spot. The one thing I *do* like about this pink one, though, is that you can actually BEND the shaft which can provide some entertainment and expermentalism!!!

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